i wanna stand out in a crowd for you.
i wanna make your world better
than it's ever been.
I'll let you be in my dreams
if I can be in yours.
~Bob Dylan

He's the king of mixed signals,
and I'm the queen of second thoughts
I know a lot about cars.
I can look at it's headlights and tell you exactly what way it's coming.
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left"
----Confuscious parodies
What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
(I'm a drummer and a proud VW owner!)

What's the biggest lie told to a drummer?
Hang on a minute and I'll help you with your gear.

St. Peter was checking ID's at the pearly gates.
He asks the first man, "What did you do on Earth?"
The man replied, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says,
"OK, go right through those two shiny gates to your left.
"Next person! What did you do on Earth?" ,
"I was a school teacher."
"OK, ..through those two gates and to the left.
"Next! ..And what did you do on Earth?"
"Oh, I was a musician."
"All right, go around to the back door, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen and..."
Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.
Q: Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
A: Because they always ran around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
Q - How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A - He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Speilsberg thought of an idea for a action drama about famous musicians played by superstars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwartzenegger all showed up.
Speilberg told them to pick what musician they wanted to be as long as they were famous.
"I'll be Mozart because I've always admired his classial music," said Stallone.
"I liked Chopin's piano music and I think I'll play his role," said Bruce.
"I think I'll be Beethoven because he wrote excellent music," Segall said.
Speilburg was excited because he loved this idea.
When he asked who Arnold would be,
Arnold said, "I'll be Bach".
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding trumpet player running around in your backyard?
A: Stop laughing, and shoot again!
Transportation for all bands including marching, symphonic & jazz band going to a competition, festival or showcase. Trips that may last hours crammed into a burning hot bus.
Events that happen on the band bus include:
1. singing the worst of songs at the top of your lungs and loving every moment of it
2. telling band jokes
3. half naked kids of both sex getting dresses or undressed in uniforms as fast as possible
4. helping people dress & undress
5. laughing for no apparent reason
6. making out with band buddies
7. dancing
8. screaming
9. playing truth or dare
10. jumping over seats while the bus is in motion
11. reciting the lines to every movie you can think of
12. eating the worst of junk food
13. sleeping on top of others due to no room
14. Singing your parts in your music while the rest of the band sings to theirs
15. drawing on your music
16. drawing on each other
17. sharing memories of past band bus rides
One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll.
Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying.
The Lord asked the man, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said that he was blind and had never seen a
sunset.
The Lord touched the man who could then see... and he was happy.
As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying and asked, "Why are you crying my son?"
The man was born a cripple and was never able to walk.
The Lord touched him and he could walk... and he was happy.
Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said, "Lord I'm a high school band director."
....... and the Lord sat down and cried with him.
Corny pick up lines:I wanna kiss you till the cows come home. And I don't have any cows, so we might be here a while.

You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime.
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Maybe one day, along the way
you'll think of me
and you'll be smiling.
maybe one day, you'll remember.

I'm an easy girl to love,
but the hardest person to keep loving
you
gave me back something i thought i'd lost..
feelings i thought I'd never feel again..

I'm forever changed
By someone I never knew

I am a work in progress.
Dressed in the fabric of a world unfolding.
Offering me intricate patterns of questions.
Rhythms that never come clean
and strengths that you still haven't seen.

"I like to be with you, but the re
al you.
The one I got all crushed out on, you know?
I don't want to see you change.
I like you.
And I like the fact that somebody like you sees something in me

We were all born beautiful
It's the things we do that make us ugly

we're only young once.
lets fuck it up right.
.

people should take their, "I want you to like me," stickers off of their foreheads
and put them where they'd really do some good
- on their mirrors.

It still hurts when I think that once,
he was almost mine.

Don’t threaten me with what you think I feel.
If you could read my mind, you would be in tears.

Remember when we first met?
We laughed & smiled together.
It was a perfect moment &,
we didn't even know each other.
I was the girl who didn’t know what she wanted. So I ran. I ran from you and all your love, afraid that admitting I fell for you would only hurt me When running only hurt us more.
--Never_Letting_Go_x33











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